Clueless

Michael Reichmann, Lolita, 2007
Copyright M. Reichmann

Clueless (kloo-less) adj. 1. a state of vacuity for which Michael Reichmann, philistine-in-chief at Luminous Landscape, is the poster child. For a current example, check out the tempest that has arisen over his publication of the above photograph with the title "Lolita." When asked why Lolita, Reichmann responded: "Given the fact that she appears to be about 13 years old and is pregnant, can you think of a better name?" He now objects that he is being hounded by the morality police.