What Was I Thinking?

Having recently expressed some criticism of excessively dramatic printing, I offer this as evidence of my credentials in that field. (Not to mention in the closely related discipline of speciously dramatic subject matter.)
(Farsighted genius that I am, I just figured out that I can't possibly continue to post two decent pictures a week here indefinitely. Therefore, I'm hoping I can use this "What Was I Thinking" thing to sneak in some stuff even I don't much like, but that may still be entertaining.)